I have a huge problem but I don't know where to turn to. So, I took the risk and wrote to you since I'm a fan (ehem) of your blog. I'm a 19 year-old professional boxer and part-time waiter. I love to eat - people say I'm a glutton. The chairman of our boxing club thinks I'm a glutton. Does that mean I'm a glutton? I lost a string of matches because...you guessed it food. In one match, I was about to throw the knock-out blow when the sight of delicious, mouthwatering and newly-cooked Takoyaki distracted me. I want to savor it until I felt a punch to my head and I fell on the canvass instead!
Despite that, my handlers had enough faith in me. They booked me against the Japanese no. 6 fighter in our weight division. So with their help the training went well. I trained so hard that I lost consciousness somewhere in the woods but a nun - Sister Angela - nursed me to health. She is a kind nun and she takes care of orphans in the convent.
Since then I can't get her off my mind. Is it okay to go out with a nun? Am I in love with Sister Angela? Besides that, how can I let go of my food addiction? What is going on?
Sincerely,
Hatanaka Kosaku
Dear Hatanaka-san,
I have readers in Japan? Of course I do (he he he ehem)! Next time, please write to Abby but since you took time to write and you said you are my beloved blog’s fan I WILL BECOME THE LOVE RESEARCHER just for you! No problem you MAY go out with the Sister. Yes, it is okay to go out with her - you may go out with her shopping in the market and you may go out with her helping those poor kids in the orphanage. Anything more than that, I don't recommend but why not? (he he). To help you with your food addiction - STAY AWAY FROM IT - it might be better to quit your part-time job just to avoid the temptation. Just concentrate and do your best in boxing!
Sincerely,
LOVE RESEARCHER
P.S.
Please send me a photo of Sister Angela for I want to know how hot...er..I mean how she looks like.
Too see how their story goes watch the One Pound Gospel. This is my 100th post yahoo!
Despite that, my handlers had enough faith in me. They booked me against the Japanese no. 6 fighter in our weight division. So with their help the training went well. I trained so hard that I lost consciousness somewhere in the woods but a nun - Sister Angela - nursed me to health. She is a kind nun and she takes care of orphans in the convent.
Since then I can't get her off my mind. Is it okay to go out with a nun? Am I in love with Sister Angela? Besides that, how can I let go of my food addiction? What is going on?
Sincerely,
Hatanaka Kosaku
Dear Hatanaka-san,
I have readers in Japan? Of course I do (he he he ehem)! Next time, please write to Abby but since you took time to write and you said you are my beloved blog’s fan I WILL BECOME THE LOVE RESEARCHER just for you! No problem you MAY go out with the Sister. Yes, it is okay to go out with her - you may go out with her shopping in the market and you may go out with her helping those poor kids in the orphanage. Anything more than that, I don't recommend but why not? (he he). To help you with your food addiction - STAY AWAY FROM IT - it might be better to quit your part-time job just to avoid the temptation. Just concentrate and do your best in boxing!
Sincerely,
LOVE RESEARCHER
P.S.
Please send me a photo of Sister Angela for I want to know how hot...er..I mean how she looks like.
Too see how their story goes watch the One Pound Gospel. This is my 100th post yahoo!
1 comment:
bwahahahahaha! glad that you're finally showing your humorous side here..."love researcher"? Ayos!
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